My
mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-
Mark Twain |
My
second
favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on
the top bunk bed until I faint.
~Erma Bombeck |
Sweater,
n.:
garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
~Ambrose
Bierce |
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"They say God cannot be
everywhere thats why
he created mothers"
- unknown
Children
are
a great comfort in your old age
- and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel
Kauffman
"The most
important
thing a father can do
for his children is to love their mother."
-Author
Unknown
Being a full-time mother
is one of
the
highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
~Mildred
B. Vermont
"Nobody knows
of the work it makes
To
keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody
knows-but Mother."
-Anonymous
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"Of all the
rights of
women, the greatest is to be a mother."
~Lin
Yutang |
| God could not be everywhere and therefore he
made mothers. ~Jewish
Proverb |
When
your mother asks, "Do
you want a
piece of advice?" it is a mere formality.
It doesn't matter
if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma
Bombeck
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