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Motherhood, The Second Oldest Profession

~ Erma Bombeck

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- Mark Twain

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

~Erma Bombeck
Sweater, n.:  garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. 
~Ambrose Bierce

MOTHER'S DAY is just around the corner!  Surprise your mother, grandmother, wife and sister with wonderful, thoughtful gifts, shipped right to their door with a gift card and optional wrapping.

Without you mother, WHERE would you be? I shudder to think!

In 1914, US President  Woodrow Wilson signed a bill recognizing Mother's Day as a national holiday.  Read more about the history of Mother's Day here and find out WHO is supposed to wear white carnations when...
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Family - The Ties that Bind...And Gag! by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck, Give your mom the giggles with this uproariously funny book
Hurricanes & Hangovers and other tall tales and loose lies from the coconut telegraph by Dear Miss MermaidLOVE

hammockA Lazy Hammock, for that hard working Mom 
"They say God cannot be everywhere thats why he created mothers"
- unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. 
~Lionel Kauffman
"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
-Author Unknown
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. 
~Mildred B. Vermont
"Nobody knows of the work it makes
To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody knows-but Mother."

"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
~Lin Yutang
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality.
It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Erma Bombeck

This Web Page is dedicated in loving memory to Marian Fairchild Gill, a wonderful mother, the best in the world!
She's a Saint in my Heart & I think of her everyday I wake up alive.
May God Rest her Soul &  Keep Her Memory Forever Alive
She is the most fantastic woman I ever met in my life.
Thanks mom!  Thanks for everything!

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