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Hurricanes and Hangovers and Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies from the Coconut Telegraph by Dear Miss Mermaid

If  you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough  sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.) 

If  you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced  to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 
(Now that's more like  it!)

The  human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to  squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G  !   ...gee,  imagine if your penis could generate that kind of pressure, you could set pee distant records and be in the Guinness World Book of  Records)

A  pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a  pig. )

A  cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.  (Creepy.)
(I know people who have been running around  without their heads for longer than  that..

I'm  still not over the pig.)

Banging  your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at  work and  make sure you wearing a good helmet )

The  male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its  body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head  off.
(If  you get an invitation from her to copulate, just answer Manty Honey, not  tonight,

I  have a headache)

The flea can jump  350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a  football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you  imagine?)  

The  catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty at the bottom of a  pond?)

Some  lions mate over 50 times a day. (There  better be an abundance of female lions around, other wise, guys better  watch out

I  still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over  quantity)

Butterflies taste  with their feet .
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The  strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.   (Hmmmmmm......wouldn

bet  on that)

Right-handed  people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the  difference   or can you live your left handed life

span  first and then continue  on with the right handed life  span?)

Elephants  are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good  thing)

A  cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out???  Doesn't all pee glow under a black light? ) 

An ostrich's  eye is bigger than its brain.
(  I  know some people like that. )

Starfish  have no brains
( I  know some people like that too.)

Polar  bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot  longer )

Humans  and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

(What about that  pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once,  it's  your turn  to  spread these crazy facts and send this to someone   you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a  chuckle . 

In  other words, send it to everyone!
( And  God love that pig!)

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