Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized
needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S"
in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved
from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on
your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do
we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That
hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it
that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you
always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.